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The Brothers Krynn's avatar

Hold up, you'd rent to Rogers?

Also lol at Batman buying the place.

Ulysses's avatar

Rogers would be an excellent tenant!

The Brothers Krynn's avatar

But he’s a Yank, dude. You can’t house them! (I’m joking here) I mean what about his drug habit (how he got his powers)?

Then there’s his friends; a bunch of KGB guys and the Hulk, and they always visit him pretty often and bring their drama and property damaging habits with them.

Shayla's avatar

Hahaha, now I need to know more about Deadpool. It would be lovely to have Diana and Clark as neighbours.

Henry Brown's avatar

Ralph Dibney (the Elongated Man) might be a good neighbor. He's nosy, which means he'll notice if suspicious characters are skulking around your home. Also, that time your wife locked herself out, with the keys inside? Somehow, Ralph was able to get the door open without breaking anything.

Kenneth Yap's avatar

So Frank, Matt and Natasha may be living on the same property soon? That should be interesting... By the way, I should let you know that Steve Rogers keeps some shady company at times, including at least three of the people on your list who are NOT APPROVED!

Ulysses's avatar

Dang! It’s going to be tough to evict Cap. But of I have to I have to.

David Perlmutter's avatar

I never doubted you'd approve Superman and Cap....

Hannah Rose Williams's avatar

This article did not disappoint. Laughed multiple times. Although I suspect Selina Kyle would not be upfront about how many cats she owns.

Ulysses's avatar

I have a pretty good sniffer.